World According to Paris Still

Very few people tuned in for Paris Hilton's new reality show. We're shocked. They didn't wanna her her texting during community service?!?

Paris Hilton has had her share of incidents behind the wheel, but almost recklessly crashing into Fairly Legal star Sarah Shahi isn't one of them, she says.

"Just to clear up some rumor going around," she tweeted, directing followers to an interview with Extra in which she insists she wasn't even on the road.

"I was so shocked when I read that, too," Hilton told Mario Lopez

Her response was to Sarah Shahi unloading on Paris, calling her a "dumb b!tch," the "worst driver ever" and a "horrible excuse for a human being" on Twitter.

"First of all, I wasn't even driving that day," Hilton told Mario. "I just came back from Vegas with my boyfriend (Cy Waits); we were home relaxing."

Paris' theory? It was a doppelganger, Vampire Diaries style!

"I hadn't even been in the car that day. I literally came with a driver from the airport and went to my house. Then later on I read that, I'm like 'Dude, I wasn't even driving,' so I don't know. Maybe it was some other blond girl who looked like me."

There's been no Twitter response from Shahi yet, her last post referring to the incident and reading: "One more thing blonde piece of s--t ... you're not an elitist just because you have money. You should apologize... To humanity. #nowimdone."

If indeed that was not her, Hilton is being awfully gracious about it.

If she's lying, well, this is certainly a new one as far as lies go.

"There are a lot of Paris Hilton look-alikes, who do it for a living," she insisted. "They're always doing things and I'm getting blamed for it."

"So this could be another incident like that."